Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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