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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

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  the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.

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  scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.

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