You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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