my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I see more hoeing in ur future
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