how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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