So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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