He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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