I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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