yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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