i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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