'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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