It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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