I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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