I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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