That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
