road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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