I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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