found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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