just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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