Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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