So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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