I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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