Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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