Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
