Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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