Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If that was your dad, he is hot
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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