i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
be right there i have to get my cape
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
