The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
now i know why i became what i already was.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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