the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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