I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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