I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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