I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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