There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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