Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
last night I used snow as a chaser
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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