I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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