I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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