Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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