I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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