Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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