hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i've created a new STD.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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