I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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