Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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