You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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