If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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