dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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