you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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