You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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