I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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