Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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