she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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