I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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