Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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