I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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